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Phat Loot Phriday: Alysra's Razor
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Lolegolas shuddered in the bed, and sweat beaded along his forehead and cheekbones. Throgg worked quietly and carefully, shaving the blood elf's jaw with Alysra's Razor....
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Phat Loot Phriday: Obsidian Arborweave Shoulders
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The druid shoved the Obsidian Arborweave Shoulders across the table with a disgruntled snort. "I really should just become a moonkin. These shoulders let you summon...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Wolfslayer Sniper Rifle
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Lolegolas didn't shake, shudder, or tremble as he slid his boots over his leg. He looked up as Throgg handed him a long, fierce rifle. "What in the name of Moffat is...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Necklace of Fetishes
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Throgg turned over the Necklace of Fetishes in his hand. When he'd explained more about the object, the Gilnean quickly waved his hands in the air frantically. "I don't...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Shard of Torment
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Throgg's mighty hand gripped the Grimtotem's head, pushing its face toward the gaping maw of the Shard of Torment. The shield's burning mouth grinned monstrously at the...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Zoid's Firelit Greatsword
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Lolegolas sat back on his haunches, tossing his flint and tinder away from himself. "I give up," the Blood Elf said. "Ashenvale is too wet to start a fire this way."...
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Phat Loot Phriday: "Brew of the Month" Club Membership Form
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Ashenvale creaked as impossibly large trees swayed in the afternoon breeze. The Worgen druid glanced appreciatively at the forest as he rejoined Throgg and Lolegolas....
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Phat Loot Phriday: Brewfest Keg Pony
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The trio rode out of Undercity with a vengeance, desperately moving away from fallen Lordaeron in hopes the guards wouldn't notice the kitty druid looked a little funny....
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Phat Loot Phriday: Westfall Chicken
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "The girl's family lives about 50 hides down. The matron recognized the description," the druid said. "The locals says they heard a ruckus -- their words, not mine -- but...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Funeral Pyre
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Lolegolas knocked on the farmhouse door. He tried to hold himself in a relaxed, casual pose, but he felt as nervous as a young man showing up at his girlfriend's parents'...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Restored Archeus
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "Miranda never was a normal girl," the old woman said as she handed a cup of tea to Lolegolas. The Blood Elf grasped the cup thankfully, warming his fingers on the...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Fiery Warhorse's Reins
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "Who runs to Duskwood for safety?" Lolegolas wondered aloud. "Certainly, by the time one's done battle with Ragnaros, perhaps the cursed woods aren't quite so bad. But a...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Sandrene's Invisible Vest
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Reader's Note: Phat Loot Phriday now extends (slightly) behind the cut below. "By Elune's Funky Beat and Tabbed Collars!" Throgg said. "What are you wearing?" "It's a...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Stitches' Stitchings
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday Phat Loot Phriday now extends (slightly) behind the cut below. The three rode into Darkshire in a cloud of dust and ash. The town was burning; even the sky glowed with an...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Reforged Trollbane
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday The story extends a little beyond the cut now. When we last left our heroes, Stitches was rampaging in Darkshire (as he does), a small boy was in danger of getting...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Lightning Rod
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday When last we left our heroes, Darkshire was getting pounded by undead, Stitches was running loose, the Lolegolas had just run out of conditioner. Throgg panted, his...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Arrowflick Gauntlets
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday When last we left our heroes, Miranda and Throgg split the party to find Abercrombie. The Gilnean and Lolegolas stayed to fight skeletons. The Dungeon Master gnashed his...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Shriveled Heart
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday When last we left our heroes, Lolegolas had just decked Throgg across the jaw. Miranda was doing her best impression of being surprised, and the Gilnean just looked...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Lump of Coal
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday "I can't believe how cold it is," Lolegolas moaned. The four rode quietly through Dun Morogh, watching a fresh coat of snow drift from the sky. "No wonder dwarves are so...
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Phat Loot Phriday: Gus' First Aid Kit
Filed under: Phat Loot Phriday When we last left our heroes, they were riding frantically toward Gilneas to stymie Abercrombie's nefarious plan ... whatever that might be. They're joined by the druid...
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